A few of my Murphy's Laws

Hope Murphy wont mind...  :P

You always get a green signal when you go with your girl friend,

but you wait for aeons when you are alone...

The film is always screened early when you go with your girl,

but you get to watcht loads of ads in other cases...

Friends always bump into you while shopping with your girl,

but you dont meet a single soul while shopping alone...

you stay at a far away place,

your boy friend and parents decide yo visit you on the same day!!!